Monday, September 28, 2009

Ouch!

  1. Since I’ve been diagnosed with cancer I’ve suffered the following related ailments:
  2. Pneumonia
  3. Diabetes
  4. Blood sugar maxing out at 512
  5. Dry Heaves
  6. Vomiting
  7. Depression
  8. Exhaustion
  9. Loss of Appetite
  10. Loss of Weight (50 lbs)
  11. Fallen 4 times at the behest of Sir Issac Newton
  12. 14 or so stitches to the top of me head
  13. Assorted Battered Ribs
  14. Two Stays in Medical City
  15. One Stay at Baylor


All of this in 121 days, if all goes according to plan I don’t have any doctor induced procedures and I don’t even see a doc until early December so I’m hoping that these events taper off. Maybe my appetite can be reclaimed in the interim; I would actually like to fit at least in some of my wardrobe.
Later…

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